Aussie Meat Tariff...

[Digger...]

Doesn’t included Eastern Grey Kangaroo steaks...

Went out specifically looking for them & they weren't in there south-west corner, so i snuck into there other spot at the north-east corner. Didn't see them.

Was having a toke under the tree and heard sticks break, i see you 2 & you see me...

Spent 20 minutes with them, pretending to scratch my fleas and bathing myself.

Beautiful find!

 

[Jeff15]

Do you eat the Roos in your part of Oz ..? ..

 

[Digger...]

Do you eat the Roos in your part of Oz ..? ..

Nah not me Mr, once had a hot emu meat pie on a school camp up in the Northern Territory & it was gross.

 

[Jeff15]

In Queensland, I was once attacked by an Emu.

 

[jeffashman]

I went to a Goth concert and was attacked by an Emo...

 

[Digger...]

In Queensland, I was once attacked by an Emu.

I went to a Goth concert and was attacked by an Emo...

Lmao...

 

[Politically Incorrect]

In Queensland, I was once attacked by an Emu.

One day an Emu mugged me for my apple. I got blind sided.
I was about to take my first bite into it,
and WHAMMO, in the emus beak and gone.

 

[Digger...]

One day an Emu mugged me for my apple. I got blind sided.
I was about to take my first bite into it,
and WHAMMO, in the emus beak and gone.

Clever emu.

My first memory of the Melbourne Zoo was at the pond, a bloody pelican snatched my 4 & 20 meat pie out from my hand.

Not a clever pelican.

 

[Politically Incorrect]

Clever emu.

My first memory of the Melbourne Zoo was at the pond, a bloody pelican snatched my 4 & 20 meat pie out from my hand.

Not a clever pelican.

I reckon I'd miss the 4 & 20 a lot more than the apple. How hot was the 4 & 20... and did it have
dead horse?

The Emu that stole my apple was at Healesville Sanctuary... on another visit there
I witnessed 2 pelicans using a tortoise as a frisbee, they threw it back and forth
between each other about 1/2 a dozen times before the tortoise was dropped.