The completely off-topic thread

[Dmitri]

Mommy, why does Santa Claus like rich kids better than poor kids?

 

[malkav41]

There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination.

 

[Dmitri]

You got your chocolate on my peanut butter.

You got your peanut butter on my chocolate.

 

[mishele]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

 

[Dmitri]

They shoot peanuts, don't they?

 

[mishele]

I like ham.

 

[marmots]

yay i made a circle with an etch-a-sketch

 

[polymoog]

Brussels sprouts are overrated, mustard is just a waste of time and mayonnaise is downright poisonous ...

 

[mishele]

Rainbows are pretty!!

 

[Yemme]

I watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang tonight...

 

[mishele]

Orange is my fav. color.

 

[Overread]

packing, packing, packing

WHERE'S ME HAT??

 

[Canosonic]

friends don't let friends drive drunk

 

[malkav41]

I made mashed potatoes! Gir

 

[JenKat]

If you're saying "beer can" with a British accent, you're also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.