Photo Review

[abraxas]

Critique the (ficticious) photo of the next person to post; & yes, you can do several critiques consecutively. Don't forget to say thank you and move on!
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Your baby appears quite stupid. Probably a white balance problem.


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[abraxas]

Thank you Doctor. Rot in hell!


What were you thinking- were you?- Have you ever?


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[Hertz van Rental]

This image speaks to me. It says "please make him stop taking pictures and sell his camera".

 

[abraxas]

This image speaks to me. It says "please make him stop taking pictures and sell his camera".

Thank you, I'll be signing up for an ebay account this afternoon.



And will you be shooting the divorce after those crappy wedding shots you took?


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[Hertz van Rental]

Thank you for the prints. They arrived just as I ran out of toilet paper.
But try printing on something a little more absorbent next time.

 

[abraxas]

Thank you for the prints. They arrived just as I ran out of toilet paper.
But try printing on something a little more absorbent next time.

Thanks for the C&C. If you get hit by a car I'll send you a card.



That's your vision? That's the problem- you're an idiot.


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[Hertz van Rental]

Next time leave the lens cap on.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Thank you, I like to keep the dust out as much as possible.

Now tell me about that streaking technique, does panning really work for still life's?

 

[abraxas]

Response:
than you for your c&c. I gave it my best.



Critique:
I think it would have been a better shot if you had more patience, and were still standing there patiently.


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[Hertz van Rental]

I hope your willy is struck by lightning.

It's a bit dark, isn't it?

 

[abraxas]

I appreciate your comments. I'll lighten it up with your stupid humor.


I can see being very drunk effects your work.


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[Hertz van Rental]

Did your guide dog take this?

 

[kundalini]

I can see being very drunk effects your work.
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Is that in a good way or a bad way?

 

[abraxas]

Did your guide dog take this?

My guide dog appreciates your concern as much as I appreciate your comments. I'll forward your home number to him per your request.



How did you get your victim to laugh like that? Were you not wearing pants, again?


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[abraxas]

Is that in a good way or a bad way?

Thanks! Your critique has opened my eyes to a new way of thinking.



Critique:
Is that the spot where you were abandoned?


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