Begin with the end...

[icassell]

Name your time and place!

 

[brianne5499]

Place it in my hand.

 

[Easy_Target]

Hands down, this has got to be one of the more creative possibilities for an off topic thread.

 

[icassell]

Thread this needle, will you, so I can start stitching the shroud.

 

[Antarctican]

Shroud of Turin dishcloths just don't sell well.

 

[icassell]

Well, I can understand that.

 

[brianne5499]

That is exactly how I feel

 

[icassell]

Feel for the pulse to make sure he's dead.

 

[matt-l]

Dead people coming alive? thats impossible!

 

[icassell]

Impossible becomes possible in the darkroom.

 

[brianne5499]

Darkrooms scare me too...they're dark...and full of room...and places for monsters to hide.

 

[icassell]

Hide from the monsters in the closet.

 

[brianne5499]

closets are the hideyest places of all though...they'll surely eat me in there!

 

[icassell]

There is some ketchup on the shelf that they can pour on you first.

 

[brianne5499]

First basements, then darkrooms, then closets...Now ketchup...Your surely trying to give me a heart attack!