The completely off-topic thread

[Corry]

First person to stay on topic LOSES!

[Arch]

yea but... at what age should a woman stop caring and allow facial hair to grow?

[Corry]

Gumby was great and all, but Pokey, HE was the man!

[nealjpage]

Why haven't I had supper yet?

[Corry]

Who knew writing your own eulogy could suck so much?

[Phranquey]

Where are we going, and what's with the basket?

[nealjpage]

Does anyone care less about American Idol than I do?

[MissMia]

If you want to dance with Billy on the piano, you can!

[Corry]

So, where did that blonde hair come from, again?

[ScottS]

DUCKS!

[Corry]

I never noticed it before, but you have red eyes, and it's creepy.

[ScottS]

Anyone ever notice how Corry's "online now" icon is never lit up, yet she posts all the time??? ;)

[nealjpage]

Do I have a cold?

[Hertz van Rental]

Broccoli is evil.

[nealjpage]

Why can't the weather here make up it's mind?

[Corry]

So I says to him, I says: The blue sock goes on BEFORE the red one, you silly man!

[nealjpage]

Why is scanning negatives so boring?

[ScottS]

Who is my mothers uncle's best friend's girlfriend?

[Corry]

What's that pillow? You want me to squash you with my head for the next 7 hours? OK!

[nealjpage]

Why is this in the game thread? Do you think this is a game?

[Puscas]

no, no, no, I'm pretty sure he said 'push'...





pascal

[matt-l]

if your paddeling up stream in a canoe and the wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house?

[Hertz van Rental]

I'm not wearing any socks at the moment.

[PNA]

Which door is the exit....?

[Overread]

If I paint a ceiling will my neck be stuck at this angle for life?

[Chris of Arabia]

..and as he looked out of the window dreaming of the big escape, a squally wind picked up the dust and scattered it ever higher into the air. The dust was always there, filling nook and crannie, no matter how carefully protected. It was hot, just too damned hot, but the ability to care had long since dried up. Along the sidewalk drifted a woman in black, rucksac on her back and baby pink sunvisor over her eyes. The hot air caught at the hem of her abaya, flicking it up to reveal her bare legs up to a pair of cut-off denim shorts. As she wandered out of view and into the shade, a white Toyota 4x4 turned into the road, sunlight glinting hard and stark from its windscreen and roof. Summer in the desert state had arrived...

[dslrchat]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/photootohp/hijack_deniro.jpg

[nealjpage]

Why am I nude?

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

I have a could, again.

[matt-l]

im eating cookies......mmmm

[Arch]

Bananas are always too green... so you leave em... then they are too brown... what gives man.

[doenoe]

freaking marbles, just rolling everywhere.....i mean, what the heck

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

I spent all day playing Grand Theft Auto.

[caspertodd]

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

[matt-l]

rain.

[doenoe]

wow, just like at that spider.....its huge.

[caspertodd]

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

[doenoe]

ah well, as long as there are fireworks, there will be big bangs

[matt-l]

desert...it calls my name.

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Don't you just hate it when your pants burst into flames? You have to go get a new pair then, and you gotta walk to the store naked.

[nealjpage]

Why won't my house clean itself?

[Overread]

new toys are fun!

[nealjpage]

I've got something in my eye.

[caspertodd]

What's the abbreviation for abbreviated?

[nealjpage]

It's cold in here.

[caspertodd]

My wife says I never listen...blah..blah...blah...

no clue what that's all about.

[Corry]

Is it crazy to work three jobs and go to school at the same time?

[doenoe]

allergies suck, freaking flowers everywhere.

[nealjpage]

How does one win this game, Corry?

[doenoe]

what kind of question is that??!!?? Offcourse i dont eat flies, geez

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Every joint inmy body is acheing, stupid soar throat medicine side effects.

[caspertodd]

Maybe if Rudolf wasn't such a jerk the other reindeers wouldn't have made so much fun of him!

[Corry]

No, I will not make out with you!

[Chris of Arabia]

Hey I'm back in the UK - two days and I'll be at Corinna's place...

[doenoe]

well, only if you can stand on one hand and whistle a Disney tune

[caspertodd]

I was thinking about going to Disneyland, Paris, but I doenoe.

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Guy1: losersaywhat.
Guy2: fjhemtiefls
Guy1: What?
Guy2: Owned.

[Unimaxium]

http://heresabunnywithapancakeonitshead.com/bunny_pancake.jpg (http://heresabunnywithapancakeonitshead.com/)

[caspertodd]

Redneck tank top:



http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2007/RedneckTanktop.jpg

[Big Bully]

What is the square root of 3,458,625,452,684,282,964?

[zendianah]

Im buying a dog called a pitpoo. Shes a sweety that is smart and can do circus tricks and bite your face off at the same time.

http://www.weirdclipart.com/images/oldmcweirdo/pitpoo.jpg

[Big Bully]

*Boo!*

[Unimaxium]

Sporks.




SPORKS!

[Corry]

Grilled cheese, you are oh so tasty . . .

[Unimaxium]

僕は外人です。

[Corry]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[matt-l]

"Well, I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love to hear the thunder
Watch the lightning
When it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good"

[Chris of Arabia]

In some random, kind of unpredictable kind of way, I know what you're about to try is going to work.

[Hertz van Rental]

Now if I can just remember which way is South I'll be fine...

[caspertodd]

Rightfax support is giving me a headache!

[doenoe]

and why did i loose my brandnew sunglasses?

[Unimaxium]

Only 24 hours until I arrive in Germany! :boogie:

[caspertodd]

If anyone ever tries to tell you that buffalo wings are not good, punch 'em in the nose!

[matt-l]

long week end again HORAH!!!:boogie::boogie::boogie::boogie:

hmm...shall i go for another hike tommorow?

[zendianah]

my toe hurts.

[matt-l]

turtle.

[nealjpage]

Does anyone else ever feel like they're still 17?

[Phazan]

I've got a bike, you could ride it if you'd like. It's got a basket and bells, and other things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it!

[Corry]

WHOSE HAND WAS THAT!?

[matt-l]

shall i hit 400 by the end of today?
only 27 more posts...

[Unimaxium]

Jetlag? What Jetlazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

.sdrawkacb gnipyt m'I derob os m'I

[Peanuts]

Celine Dion is an amazing singer

[Big Bully]

Have you tickled your funny bone lately?

[Corry]

I just wiki'd wikipedia.

[Battou]

Burrrrrrp.....Sorry Forums give me gas

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

5.....
4......
3......
2....
1....

















Haha made you look!

[Battou]

I like Spicy food too ya know

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Random is good.

[BoblyBill]

What if don't go out storm chasing today will I miss the storm of the century?

[nealjpage]

Should I go to Omaha tonite?

[GeorgiaOwl]

"Um, yes, I got that from before" - Blooregard Q. Kazoo

[Big Bully]

Will the sun rise tomorrow?

[Mullen]

My brother let in one of those water-softener salesmen..

I think our water is gonna kill me by 10PM. :(

[Corry]

I just checked my 'living in Illinois' handbook, and no where did it mention freezing my petunias off in late May!

[abraxas]

I lost my buttons. R.I.P. buttons.

[Mullen]

Wait a second... aren't we all staying on topic by staying off topic? :???:

[caspertodd]

My smiley face isn't working...oh wait...:)...there it goes.

[Overread]

8 hours of trains :(

[matt-l]

my leg hurts...plus i have school in 10 mins. plus i have a biology test

horah...:meh:

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

How exactly did that automatic Windows update corrupt my printer software?

[Battou]

Smile (http://thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=124886)

[caspertodd]

This just in: Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Snore

What??

She's dating India Jones now????

[Chris Chow]

Is it noon in Bangladesh already?

[doenoe]

zwanzig

[SoMa]

i need to post more and stop being a TPF NOOB!!

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Note to self:

Lenscaps do not fit in the computers disk drive.

[Fangman]

Why do fingers try and beat brain at the kyebdoa?

[SoMa]

wait wait wait... so Bambi was a dude!?

[colormyworldx831]

Link from the zelda games series is a girl. xD

[SoMa]

Can i borrow a feeling?

[nealjpage]

My arm is asleep because the cat is sleeping on it. Stupid cat.

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Is It just me or is typing on an itouch really fun.

[Mullen]

Mmm.. Coffee.

[matt-l]

BLAST!

[Alpha]

Sometimes I wonder, does anyone ever go back into the closet?

[Corry]

My current daydream:

Lug wrench, meet mechanic's head. Mechanic's head, meet lugwrench.

[abraxas]

I shot my dog today. Just kidding. It was yesterday :)

[Unimaxium]

Give Barbados a chance!

[Antarctican]

Why did I get stuck steering the canoe anyway?

[caspertodd]

Just because I have a grey hair on my head doesn't mean you can go and pull it! I need all the hair I can get!

[doenoe]

i still cant believe it....3-0

[Hertz van Rental]

ringworm?

[doenoe]

i just noticed i joined this forum on 03-04-05.....how cool is that

[Chris of Arabia]

it started with a kiss...

[Hertz van Rental]

explosive amnesia

[Antarctican]

That barely lasted two weeks, instead of four.

[Big Bully]

Has anyone seen my shoe?

[abraxas]

It was a passion for lust, a lusty passion. She ripped off his shirt. His rippling chest gleamed with the sweat of a pool boy's labours...

[Antarctican]

That chronic case of 'weak ankles' is acting up again, is it?

[nealjpage]

Why am I so fickle about supper?

[abraxas]

... Honey, where'd you put my porn???

[Hertz van Rental]

Seven inches, ladies.

[Antarctican]

It really hurts to get sunburned there!

[Fangman]

Do weather forecasters get it wrong on purpose?

[Hertz van Rental]

Swimming with dolphins is the thing.

[abraxas]

Her walk had a wiggle like a couple of bobcats fighting in a sack!

[Overread]

There is no spoon
There is no fork
There is no thread

[matt-l]

people are here putting hardwood on the floor, and those air compressors are ANNOYING! They've been at it since 7:00 this morning and its 11 now and im going to flip!

[abraxas]

Boneless chickens?

[matt-l]

le creme de glace de noix de raisin

thats right...i speak french!

[Big Bully]

Ode' to baseball... Balls in the air, hands in the mits, bases are loaded, Oh there is a home run.

[caspertodd]

I prefer Jessica Alba please!

[Big Bully]

Can I have Tom Welling all to myself on a private beach?

[Mullen]

So that's why my mustache and top of my beard are turning blonde.. :scratch:

[xbox360gurl70s]

damn google working it's way to yahoo's panties

[Tangerini]

1. What exactly is the price of tea in China?
2. Why do some people insist on keeping the topic of conversation to the inflation of its price?
And 3. How does the price affect the effect of the supply and demand concerning other items not worth talking about?

[Chris of Arabia]

...if only you weren't so young

[Antarctican]

I wonder if people would travel to attend a meetup of The Whining Forum??

[Hertz van Rental]

I wonder if people would travel to attend a meetup of The Whining Forum??

Probably, but only if they don't actually meet up. :lmao:

[Avis]

:soapbox:

[Tangerini]

I'm really craving a beer. :cheers:

[Antarctican]

Where has the time gone? :(

[brianne5499]

Has anyone seen my pants?? Oh, wait, that's the OTHER thread!

[BoblyBill]

Yeah... bri... this is the wrong thread to put your pants lingo... this for staying off topic.

[Hawaii Five-O]

LoL tickety-boo codswallop

[brianne5499]

It smells like BBQ, Beer and sex in here too! Has toofy been In here...:confused:

[doenoe]

hhmmmmmm, beerrrrr

[malkav41]

Why does it hurt when I pee?:er:

[Tangerini]

Hrmph what a silly day...

[toofpaste]

just came back from the beach....i smell like sunblock and fish

[brianne5499]

Uuuuhhhh.....yeaaaahhhh....

[toofpaste]

swallow bitch

[brianne5499]

:lmao:

[TamiyaGuy]

Seriously, can you two NOT make me want to vomit in ANY thread I walk into?!

Anyway. Who am I? Where am I going? What is my puropse in life? Where do I live? Who stole my wallet? Why me?

[toofpaste]

Explosive Diarreah.

[brianne5499]

Someone has delusions of grandeur...betcha can't guess who...;)

[TamiyaGuy]

Hmm... the tentativeness of this explosively placed sentence is making one wish to submit one's content's of one's breakfast on one's kitchen floor.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

[Chris of Arabia]

Well it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I'm not looking forward to the doing the dishes afterwards...

[toofpaste]

SLDKFjsd falkdsjfa

[Hawaii Five-O]

geewilkers Batman

[zandman]

i like cake..

[TamiyaGuy]

IT'S A LIE, DAMNIT. I KEEP TELLING YOU, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, DO YOU??? No, no-one listens to me, because they're too busy listening to that cake. "it's so delicious and moist" they always say, but THEY'RE LYING!!! IT DOES NOT EXIST! I know the truth, but no-one listens to me. Only me and GLaDOS know the real truth, but GLaDOS doesn't care. She NEVER cares! I found the cake. It wasn't delicious. It wasn't moist. It wasn't even a cake. IT'S A LLLIIIIIEEEEE, I TELL YOU.

[iflynething]

Would you like to touch my wenis? My Monkey?

~Michael~

[tkaat]

twitter
is awesome - even though i have never used it; it is the coolest thing ever yeah for everbody on tiwitter

[TamiyaGuy]

Of course, the delicious, moist, cylindrical baked treat which you lay your eyes on does, in fact, cease to exist.

[tkaat]

I have chocolate milk on my grocery list

[BlueEyes01]

grapes, red & green+
cream cheese+
sour cream+
a bit of sugar
Pecans+
YUMMMMMMMMM

[polymoog]

What castle?

[Double H]

Go PENN STATE!

[LisaK24]

Go PENN STATE!

+ 1 :mrgreen:


this is the most random off-topic thread I've ever seen....

[Big Bully]

CHEESE!

[Hertz van Rental]

Damn! My things fallen off again. I knew I shouldn't have rubbed it so hard.

[Antarctican]

http://www.wolfpackcc.com/forum/images/smilies/shocked.gif





Oh come on - just 0.6? Darn thing must be broken.

......

[Hawaii Five-O]

Namibian dust storms

[Dmitri]

I agree, Kimbo getting KTFO last night will probably hurt the company a bit.

[Hertz van Rental]

But if you do that, professor, you could destroy the world!

[polymoog]

Are you perturbed by the cause of your bones?

[Dmitri]

Then she looked at me, eyes all watery, and said, "I'm ready for more".

[malkav41]

There is no such thing as dusk in the city.

[malkav41]

I am mighty! For I am the staller of threads! Muhahaha!!!

[Dmitri]

Excuse me, stewardess, I ordered the sesame chicken.

[Hawaii Five-O]

mmm sesame chicken!

[malkav41]

Your sitting in my chair!

[Dmitri]

I don't care who you are .. that has GOT to hurt!

[malkav41]

Like a Sunday in Salem.

[spiffybeth]

****

[Dmitri]

Hold it farther away, like this. Good!

[malkav41]

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

[Dmitri]

Of course gummi bears want more from life.

[malkav41]

Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig!

[malkav41]

Never go around with an open mind, Someone is bound to throw garbage into it!